Posted 2 minutes ago

cradily:

did somebody say

cute boys

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Posted 12 minutes ago

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
Posted 1 hour ago

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

Posted 1 hour ago
You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.
Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

lokiistrulydesperate:

A masterpost of some of my favourite Avengers head canons, mainly starring Clint.

(Credit to the bloggers that posted them)

Posted 1 hour ago

angelsarewatchingoveryoudean:

mahoushounen:

demondeanisathingnow:

pineappledean:

#i dare you to look like this at your friend

Heterosexual staring.

that tag is something writers should see cuz we tried it with my friend and things got real awkward like her boyfriend came and said: “why don’t you look at me like that when i say ily”

I’m gonna try this with a friend and see how the tension escalates.

on my to do list

(Source: casbucky)

Posted 21 hours ago
Posted 21 hours ago

reallyreallyreallytrying:

of course i know what the big white night sky circle is called. no way am i getting defensive. it starts with m and i know what its called.

Posted 21 hours ago
Posted 21 hours ago

Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be

theclericsdiary:

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(Source: mintleaftea)

Posted 21 hours ago
I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger]. She told me, “There’s no masturbation in the DC Universe.” To which my reaction was, “Well that explains a lot about the DC Universe.

Neil Gaiman (via mollymillions)

YES EXPLAINS A LOT XD

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(Source: countlessscreamingargonauts)